You Are the world famous Jungle Cruise!
If you are standing in moving water with pyramids in front of you and you don't think you're in the longest river in Africa, you must be in denial. You are full of awesome jokes and know how to confound people with the 8th wonder of the world named after the famous explorer Dr. Albert... You can even find great deals, especially when you go to Trader Sam's. Sure his business is shrinking, but he's got some killer deals like 2 of his heads for 1 of yours. Everyone loves a bargain, and 2 heads are better than 1. The real question is are you ready for the most dangerous part of the trip - the return to civilization.