You Are Big Thunder Mountain Railroad!
Hang on to your hats and glasses because this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness! U.B. Brave and bold as you dash through the perilous adventures of life. From dark mines and bats to dynamite and cave explosions, you are ready for just about anything. Just don't ask you to play piano or serve drinks and everything will be fine. Why are you still reading this? There's gold in them thar hills! YEE HAW!
